at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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