I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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