ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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