please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
You were trust falling into bushes
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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