I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
