Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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