My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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