Three words: puerto rican gang bang
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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