My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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