Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
