he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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