Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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