Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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