She announced her abortion via fbk
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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