So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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