Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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