Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Randomize
