why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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