You're so nebulous sometimes
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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