i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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