On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Randomize
