I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We are two peas in an std pod
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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