you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Randomize
