Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
