My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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