Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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