We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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