Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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