Well apparently he's into motor boating.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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