If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
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we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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