How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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