Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You dont lie about slip and slides
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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