And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
i think my cat just said my name.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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