so that wasnt chicken after all
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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