Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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