We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Boobs are out for the taking
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I just want to make out with him forever
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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