Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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