you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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