I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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