Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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