Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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