u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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