I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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