i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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