just come out here and I will go home with you...
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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