Fuck appropriateness.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Oh god it's open bar.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize
