After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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