dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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