Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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