I wannas sexs uuuuu
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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