And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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