your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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