"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I'm at about main and main street
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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