I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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