My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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