I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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