Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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